Jeremy Clarkson Diddly Squat: Pigs Might Fly

Since taking the tractor wheel three years ago, Jeremy's had his work cut out. It’s now clear that when it comes to farming, there's only one golden rule: whatever you hope will happen, won't. Enthusiastic schemes to diversify come to naught. Cheerful Charlie is smiling about the stifling amount of red tape, but he charges by the hour. And the goats are psychopaths. Yet despite the naysayers and (sometimes self-inflicted) setbacks, Jeremy remains optimistic about life at Diddly Squat. It's hard not to be when you get to harvest blackberries with a vacuum cleaner.